April 2012
Trying to fight someone
Expectations:
Reality:
THEY SAID SLEEP IS GOOD FOR THE BRAIN, WHY IS IT...
When you give up some of your food for someone
me everyday at any time to everyone ever: I'm so tired
My academic career
2005:
Present:
When you’re typing in your password…
but you get it wrong.
So you start typing like this…
When you say the exact same thing as your best...
When someone asks if I'm hungry
Hunger Games Pick up lines
What are the odds of you being in my favour?
Did a cannon just sound, or is that my heart beating for you?
Is that a bread roll in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?
Are you the arena? Because I'm about to enter you.
Are you from district 12? Because I'm about to make you mine.
Roses are red, violets are fine, you're from district 6, I'm from district 9.
Are you an Avox? Because you leave me speechless.
If you are looking for a boyfriend? Because I volunteer as tribute.
Katniss did you lose an arrow? Because I found one in my heart.
Did Cinna set you on fire? Or are you just hot?
I may be a gamekeeper. But I won't play a game with your heart.
Are you from District 1? Cause from where I'm standing, you're Marvel-lous.